Matilda Lawler

Flora

Alyson Hannigan

Phyllis

Ben Schwartz

George

Benjamin Evan Ainsworth

William

Danny Pudi

Miller

Darien Martin

Incandesto

Anna Deavere Smith

Dr. Meescham

Bobby Moynihan

Stanlee

John Kassir

Ulysses (voice)

Nancy Robertson

Tootie

Janeane Garofalo

Marissa

Kate Micucci

Rita